1) "I cut the taxes on everybody. I didn't cut them. The Congress cut them. I asked them to cut them."
2) "I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."
3) You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
4) "We stand for things."
5) "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right."
6) "I'm the master of low expectations."
7) "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
8) "It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency."
9) "Rarely is the question asked:
'Is our children learning?'"
10) "Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that."
11) "I've coined new words, like 'misunderstanding' and Hispanically.'"
12) "You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to
concentrate on."
13) "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber"
2) "I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."
3) You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
4) "We stand for things."
5) "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right."
6) "I'm the master of low expectations."
7) "See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
8) "It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency."
9) "Rarely is the question asked:
'Is our children learning?'"
10) "Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that."
11) "I've coined new words, like 'misunderstanding' and Hispanically.'"
12) "You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to
concentrate on."
13) "It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber"
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12 comments:
My favorites are 2 and 6. :)
He hasn't done all that I agree with..but I sure like that man!
Scary as heck.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thanks for the laughs (frightening though they are).
OMW. The leadership of this country is so frightening.
"We stand for things."
We like that one.
LOL I think it is great! He is human, and so are we. At least he is able to laugh at himself.
Thanks for visiting my T13! The question is, will the next POTUS give us nearly as much raw material?? Too funny!
Last comic standing
I'm laughing so hard my laptop is bouncing on my lap!
Bushisms - the only thing I'll miss come January 2009. God, that man was great fodder for comedy - problem is we can't buy gas with funny!
Thanks for a great belly laugh - please grab some free recipes from my TT: 13 of my favorite Tiny Food Recipes and free recipe cards Tiny Food is my name for appetizers and finger foods!
Happy TT!
They go to show, if we didn't know it already, that the man is supremely unfit for the job he is supposed to be doing. Some just show him up as dim, but #3 is actually terrible. Consider the ramifications. The whole point of that useless war was that it was a war on terror (Bush pretty much lost interest in the war in Afghanistan, which was a genuine war against terrorism) after a few months, and by lying and suppressing facts he engineered a war in Iraq. 4000 American lives totally wasted so far...
Where's strategery!??! Or did I miss it?!?!
:)
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