A cute little 112 year old (not looking a day over 80, I might add!) arrived at the pearly gates;
St. Peter: "Yes my dear, what makes you worthy of entrance?"
Cute Little 112 year old: "I lived in rural Georgia for five years, 11 months, 5 of those years under the Bush Administration..."
...and with that the bells rang, the choirs sang and the gates burst open...
St. Peter: "Come in, come in, my dear. You have served your time in hell!"