Buttman?!?!?!?

Geordie was sick and had a full day of television...

Geordie: *singing* "Buttman, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Buttman"

Callum: "What are you singing"...while *thinking* how did he get porn?!?!

Geordie: "Buttman, it's on the t.v."

Callum: "Oh, you mean Batman"

Geordie: "No Daddy, it's Buttman, he wears a costume"