Buttman?!?!?!?

Geordie was sick and had a full day of television...

Geordie: *singing* "Buttman, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Buttman"

Callum: "What are you singing"...while *thinking* how did he get porn?!?!

Geordie: "Buttman, it's on the t.v."

Callum: "Oh, you mean Batman"

Geordie: "No Daddy, it's Buttman, he wears a costume"

GIRLS...YIKES!!!!!

Geordie was telling us last night at supper about what he did in school that day. It went something like this...

Geordie: "I played with my buddy"

Callum: "what's your buddy's name?"

Geordie: "I don't know."

Me: "What does your teacher call your buddy?"

Geordie: "Michael."

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Geordie: "the girls try and kiss me...they chase me and I go "YIKES" and then run away"

Callum/me: through laughter,"you don't like to be kissed by the girls?"

Geordie, "no, it's yucky, I go "YIKES" [pointing to mouth] it's watery and smelly"