Many of my stories are usually at someone else's expense. Today, and hopefully only today, it will be at mine. This was told to me by Callum who had a hard time getting it out between breathing and wiping the tears away;
Geordie; "Mummy's doing yoga to make her parts long and skinny."
Callum; "What parts? "
Geordie; "You know, those lumpy parts!"
Callum; "What do you mean lumpy parts?"
Geordie; "You know the ones around here (as his hands hover around his belly/waist) that move around like this (then grabbed his belly and shook it up and down)."
Little does he know that those 'lumpy parts' are partially his fault!!!
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4 comments:
awww what a kid!
It’s great that you’ve got him to blame for any and all un-perfect body bits. Make sure he feels guilty about it – it’ll net you lots of cool Mother’s Days gifts and brunches and stuff later on.
Yep, my lumpy parts are smooshy like there is a baby in there! Funny how the only time my tummy was hard was when there actually WAS a baby in there! :)
ahh kids, aren't they wonderful. :)
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